unicorn meat?apparently: unicorn meat is an "Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat."
Does anyone else find this disturbing? i mean who would want to eat unicorn meat, even if they taste like rainbow flavored marshmallows with a hint of candy corn! lets at least see what we are eating first...
all parts of the unicorn seem delightful but can we really eat "hugs", or "smiles", or even "dreams"... i don't think so! so if u decide do buy this "delicious" meal, don't because even if you think it would be nice to let your children eat "wishes!" ITS JUST WRONG!!!
HAVE A NICE DAY!
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