Cute baby Sugerglider

so dad made me eat asparagus and becky made me eat all of them or I couldn't get my sugar glider and I did it. Then we went to becky's friends and got it. It peed on dad.It hurt when it crawled on me.It is like a mouse with wings,it has tiny poop,it is smaller than it looks,it has a watery nose,and a long lizard tongue. Dad tried to wake it up so he could take it everywhere with us and it growled at dad. This is why I like it